What the Puck?
At uni I trod the boards for a while, and acted in a few shoddy drama productions, which made it a bit easier to get girls. Anyway, pulled this nice lass at the student union, she was charmed by my performance and wanted to have a private one of her own.
So back at hers, I'm trying to get the old fella in and it's not going well her end. I ask if she's ok and she eventually (in near tears) tells me why she's not 'relaxed' enough to proceed: 'My ex tried to rape me last Saturday'.

exit stage left.
(burntbread, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 8:35, Reply)