where to start
The fingernail episode comes to mind; she was a little sadomasochistic (in parts) and we were at it on holiday.

10 days of Thai sun will give you, the pasty Scottish bird you are, a rather unpleasant sunburn. So, we're going at it doggy. She's doing the moaning, the 'harder, harder' thing and i'm getting quite into it.

Unfortunately, so are my fingernails. I drag them down her rather red-raw back.

Probably the worst sex she'd had, anyway. I had to to quietly paint the shower walls on my own later on.

Also: flecks of dark-star matter on your Johnson aren't attractive either. But that's another story.
(Schumann makes awesome quiches., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 8:44, Reply)