Being a mental slut I've had lots of bad sex
But this is the one I've been pondering lately.

Following uni I shipped out to continental Europe to shag foreigners. Unfortunately I ended up hooking up with a bloke (bloke 1) I went to uni with (small world). I flew back to the UK one weekend for a reunion at uni and at midnight ended up in a hotel bar which bizarrely contained bloke 1 I was currently shagging in Europe. I decided to ignore him and instead my heart soared when I was introduced to a friend of his (bloke 2) I have no idea how I'd managed to miss in 4 years. We hit it off and spent 2 hours engrossed in each other. So how quite I ended up upstairs in a room with a visiting navvy (bloke 3) I'm not quite sure. Bloke 3 was unable to get it up in the end although he did manage to "manually stimulate" me to the point that I bled for 2 days afterwards - and no, I didn't come. So I went back downstairs.

Bloke 1 was less than impressed and wouldn't talk to me. Bloke 2 no longer wished to continue our conversation despite the fact I really liked him. Bloke 3 sat there with a shit-eating grin.

I woke up at 11am in the bed of Bloke 4 when actually I should've been halfway back to Heathrow.

I resumed shagging Bloke 1 and Bloke 2 declared he never wanted to meet that "slag" again.

Did I learn my lesson? did I fuck as like.

Length? I had 4 that night and didn't get served a single inch!
(betty_bongo, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 9:23, Reply)