Smiling Still!
After many months of trying to woo Emma, for that is her name, it came to pass that we were sufficiantly drunk enough to sleep with each other.

Now, I did not know that she was totally out of it as I was at the time, but anyway, back in her bedroom she had a bedside cabinet. Now, this said cabinet had a collection of dildos and vibrators that would put Anne Summers to shame. I think she was a product tester really.

This came as a bit of a shock as she whispered in my ear that she would like to shove one of the things up my arse whilst sucking me off. I am not a prude but the postate exam at the doctors gives me enough tears in my eyes, let alone a ten inch dildo!

So anyway, whilst I was getting my back wheels, she fell asleep, comatosed. So I thought I would have some fun. Two up the front and two in the rear is what I managed. I left pretty quickly and laughed all the way home.

The thing is, even now when I see her, she has this knowing look in her eye that she wants to do it again!

It was the shittest sex I have ever had but the most fun!

_{not true by the way!!}

Length: 2x 10"x 3" and 2x 6"x2" with knobbles!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 6:46, Reply)