Crazy Russian Girl
Well I had started dating this Russian girl who I had met in a night club a few weeks earlier. She seemed really nice, but very reluctant to get down to the dirty stuff. Only seemed to like fucking when she was drunk (maybe you need to be with me, who knows?).

Anyway, I get invited to a party in Luton (shit hole I know), and I am the only english person there.

BBQ ensues as does the plentiful flow of nasty tasting Russian Vodka. I decide to stay sober as I wasnt to pleased in being surrounded by so many crazy drunk Russians.

Anyway we are in the garden having a kiss and a cuddle with about 10 other people enjoying the BBQ. The girl I am seeing then decides she wants a good seeing to, right there right then!

I said no at least 10 times. This just seemed to spur the crazy cow on. I was swiftly told to "Shut the fuck up!" and my head was slammed to the ground and my member set free into the evening air. As you can imagine I was a little disturbed but also couldnt really do much as she had started sucking the fella. Anyway long story short, crazy Russian girl practically rapes me in front of the entire party.

But to the put the icing on the cake her fucking pervert brother had watched the whole thing and even brought me a beer over after I was done and asked "So do you like my sister?"

Russians, they are not big and they are certainly not clever!

Length? Who needs length when you can keep it going with her brother watching?
(McBollocks stop being so fucking pretentious., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:26, Reply)