Harsh, but true...
I generally am a firm believer of "it's what you do with it that counts"... However, after getting out of a 2 year relationship and basically just snapping up any available offer of sex, I found myself seeing a guy (10 years my senior, and me being 18 at the time) who had the tiniest cock imaginable. Now, I remained optimistic, but seriously! It took me about 5 minutes to realise he was actually inside me... and it took him about 45 minutes to cum. Which basically left me lying there, covered in his sweat, making the occasional noise and wishing I could be anywhere else but there.

You had thought I'd have called it quits after that, but it carried on for another two months... the same routine everytime.

But even that terrible sex will never EVER outdo one of my exes, who had very questionable personal hygiene and giving him a blowjob was often peppered with a cheesy treat. I have to say, a big deal is made of intimate lady smells, but NOTHING is as bad as cockcheese. NOTHING.
(thants, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:13, Reply)