The worst sex I ever had
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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Think yourself lucky most of you haven't really had bad sex
If you had, you'd know that no sex is actually much better than bad sex. There's fantastic sex, average sex, and mediocre sex, but bad sex is sex you'd pay not to have.
I'm not going to go into specifics, but you can draw your own conclusions..
For the love of everything, *wash*. If you know you stink, start off with a shower first..
Trim that bush. You don't have to get the shaver out, but at least get busy with the scissors - doing a 'Bellamy' is not fun.
If you're freaking out at something during sex, don't carry on and hope it'll get better - stop, or adjust things right away.
Unless there's something really wrong with your partner ('well, my ex really liked the gangrene') it is your job to adapt things so they work for both of you. A good lover is versatile.
The time for commenting about a partner's size/hair/lack of hair/technique/third leg is *after* sex, not during.
Don't whinge about your lover refusing to do something you won't do yourself.
Not that I'd count myself as amazing in bed, although offers from nice people wanting a relationship are always welcome..
( , Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, Reply)
If you had, you'd know that no sex is actually much better than bad sex. There's fantastic sex, average sex, and mediocre sex, but bad sex is sex you'd pay not to have.
I'm not going to go into specifics, but you can draw your own conclusions..
For the love of everything, *wash*. If you know you stink, start off with a shower first..
Trim that bush. You don't have to get the shaver out, but at least get busy with the scissors - doing a 'Bellamy' is not fun.
If you're freaking out at something during sex, don't carry on and hope it'll get better - stop, or adjust things right away.
Unless there's something really wrong with your partner ('well, my ex really liked the gangrene') it is your job to adapt things so they work for both of you. A good lover is versatile.
The time for commenting about a partner's size/hair/lack of hair/technique/third leg is *after* sex, not during.
Don't whinge about your lover refusing to do something you won't do yourself.
Not that I'd count myself as amazing in bed, although offers from nice people wanting a relationship are always welcome..
( , Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, Reply)
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