The explanation for my nickname.
Imagne if you will, a rather shy 17yo boy who while not being a virgin, is somewhat inexperienced in matters of the flesh. I get to meet a very nice lady (ie one that believes in fucking your brains out in return for a Bacardi and Coke). I do the gentlemanly thing and for the first time in my life I venture south. As I emerge I am greeted with a look of terror not seen since the bloke on the Titanic spotted the iceberg.

"Whats the matter" says I.

"Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I've come on."

Yup, my first attempt at being a kind and considerate lover results in me having a ladies months savings deposited upon my face.

A few months later while working at a nightclub as a doorman I was foolish enough to tell this story to a colleague, and thus the legend of the Donut was born. Still havent managed to get shot of that bloody nickname yet.
(kickstandrich last had sex with your mum/sister/wife/daughter on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:41, Reply)