Lord have mercy upon my flaccid member
I've been trying to think of the most appropiate story to share with you all, and I'll tell you all about the time I lost my virginity another time but this story -if only for it's timing- is for now.

I was making cheeky sweet love this morning when summat didnt feel quite right, the crucial moment for my female companion was fast approaching though so I paid little attention to the warning signs. I increased both the velocity and force of my thrusts, then I screamed and withdrew with a pace not seen since..........

As I looked down, I saw what can only be described as a turtle neck wearing sausage smeared with Raspberry jam. I have torn my foreskin summat rotten. The phonecall to NHS direct was a pleasure I didnt expect.

I'm doing okay now thanks, I'm just petrified of sitting on rumbling buses, seeing a cracking pair of norks..

And don't worry, she finished herself off while I was on the blower.
(The_Greyhound wrote www.luckymcdanger.blog.co.uk on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:30, Reply)