The worst sex I ever had
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
OK, enough of the fluffy.
What's the worst sex you've ever had?
( , Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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dog sex
OK so the other night I was at this party, and some guy tells me this:
I was sitting in the porch of my house with my girlfriend, smoking a joint, when she drops her pants & starts sucking me off, ok fine thats cool. Little bit later the dog walks over and starts licking her from behind, just as I'm about to tell the dog to fuck-off she tells me not to! OK so now my cock is totally confused, strong soft strong soft, somehow my brain totally can't cope. Then the dog actually mounts my girlfriend, she seems to be totally loving this, and again my cock can't cope with it, strong soft strong soft, eventually it decides on soft & I shake her off. To this day if I'm having sex & I hear a dog, its all over!
Anyway he said they broke up soon after, surprise surprise.
( , Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:57, Reply)
OK so the other night I was at this party, and some guy tells me this:
I was sitting in the porch of my house with my girlfriend, smoking a joint, when she drops her pants & starts sucking me off, ok fine thats cool. Little bit later the dog walks over and starts licking her from behind, just as I'm about to tell the dog to fuck-off she tells me not to! OK so now my cock is totally confused, strong soft strong soft, somehow my brain totally can't cope. Then the dog actually mounts my girlfriend, she seems to be totally loving this, and again my cock can't cope with it, strong soft strong soft, eventually it decides on soft & I shake her off. To this day if I'm having sex & I hear a dog, its all over!
Anyway he said they broke up soon after, surprise surprise.
( , Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:57, Reply)
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