Lookalikes and Cheap one-liners
Here goes..

Whilst wiggling my way drunkenly around a club with friends on a saturday night I bumped into a guy who I had known(and fancied the pants off) for years

The guy in question is what I can only describe as a bit of a Beckham-a-like, and certainly has no shortage of interest from the ladies

Now,I was having an utterly crap night upto this point so decided to saunter over for a chat which went something along the lines of :

Becks: Alright?

Me: Yeah not bad ta, how's your night going?

Becks: Ah a bit crap actually I'm really bored, lookin for some fun to be honest..

Me: Yeah know the feeling mate *grin*

Becks: Ah well *shrug* fancy a fuck?

Me: *looking around* Yeah alright then

Within seconds we had downed our drinks, abandoned our mates in the club, and done a legger across town in search of somewhere to get down to business.

Upon finding a suitable dark corner which smelt of stale tramp piss and was probably covered by numerous cctv cameras we proceeded to get on with relieving some sexual tension.

Quite literally 5 grunts and half a minute later I was somewhat unimpressed when pretty boy shoots his load so quickly and noisily that even a 14 year old virgin would recoil in horror.

And then as I managed to pick my jaw up off the floor I believe I may have uttered (and I'm not proud of this by the way !)

"Oh you have GOT to be joking?"

I still see him on occasion...

His new nickname??

"30 Second Beckham"
(Peek_a_Boo forgot how fun B3ta was until, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:11, Reply)