Uni Sex
To cut a long story short (and to make sure I can never get fully hard)

Was having jack-rabbit sex with a young filly over a desk and we booth seemed to be enjoying it. Decided to pull it out and really thrust it in. Unfortunately, I missed, thrust little Willy head first into the side of the desk and seriously, wholeheartedly cried for about 10 minutes. My erection wouldn't go away and after 2 days my knob went purple. Shuffled to the uni GP the next day, got it sorted but to this day, I'm still slightly scared of sex.
(clusterfuck detesting 'length' jokes since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:54, Reply)