too many to mention
most of my bad sexual encounters have been in part if not fully my fault. Reading Tiggys blog and I can see myself over again. one that definately wasn't down to me was a lovely young thing that I'd been after for years, since school infact let's call her Diane, because that's her name. Diane was polls apart from me, beautiful, clever, popular and drop dead sexy so it amazed me when she started to give me the old come on in the pub. Several JD and cokes later, hey I know what women want, and it's back to mine for a night of passion.
First disappointment; those fantastic looking tits, take off the bra and they fell about two feet.
second; hairy, hairy, hairy. not just the rain forest but underarms, stomach, arse and most disturbingly of all NIPPLES, I was a 24 year old man and she had better chest hair than me!!
she still has a beautiful face and as I always say a standing dick has no conscience. so on with the job in hand. Being a gentleman I growl at the badger and suprisingly despite the undergrowth it's fresh and very moist,the only off putting thing was the noise her stomach was making, kind of a low growl. So I carried on until she'd agreed with me in no uncertain terms, yes, yes, Fuchin YESSSSS! and then we went at it with me behind, things went well until she began to reach the point of no return, I could hear her stomach growl above the noise she was making. Now not knowing any better I thought maybe it's just some thing she does when she's very happy. Oh how wrong can you be. As she came her muscles relaxed and I was treated to a shower of hot stinking diahorea, it just kept on coming even as she began to scream and cry at what she was doing. needless to say it took a while to clean up. I had to throw the matress and sheets away, I lent her some clothes to go home in and even gave her a lift. As I said I'm a gent but I still get flash backs when i hear the "Scatman" song
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