Anal Tear
Very good sex actually, but a nasty ending.
A few years back, pissed up at a party, I managed to pull a right dirty sort. Back to her place, clothes off quick time and the fun begins. She goes down, I go down, her on top, me on top, you get the picture. When pissed the creative, and other juices flow freely. Anyway, after about 20 minutes of ploughing through the Karma Sutra, I feel the pressure building and start doing her doggy as that's how I want to finish off. Pounding away, I notice her brown eye winking at me so I have the brilliant idea of jamming my index finger in it, in time to the rhythm. In, out, in, out etc. All seems to go well and satisfaction is achieved. Well, mine for sure anyway. I hop off, and lay on my back to catch my breath and she snuggles up and starts fondling the now Mr. Droopy. Ah, life don't get much better, this is grea...............YOWWWWWWOWWWWWWOOOWWWWW!
The bitch just jammed HER long-nailed, index finger up my ring saying "How the fuck do you like it?". Then dons clothes and buggers off into the night.
The bleeding stopped after 20 minutes or so, but the pain lasted for near enough 2 weeks and sitting was not fun.
Funnily enough, I've never tried that stunt again.
Length? Girth? None at all for a fortnight.
(behold the golden sausage has never been bi-curious., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:06, Reply)