I was told the other day that I was a 7 pinter.

whoop whoop.

And everyone saying about how lasting less than a minute is a bad shag. No its not. It's called efficiency. Get in, get the job done, fall asleep. Brilliant.

Just don't expect a repeat performance.

My worst:
The second lady I'd been with ever, critising my performance because I wasn't flipping her over like a pancake every 30 seconds, and copying the Karma Sutra page for page.

I found out why 3 years later when she was sleeping with a mates housemate, she liked it up the shitter, normal sex just wasn't enough for her. If only she'd asked...
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:00, Reply)