The more injuries gained, the better the sex??
PJMs' post about his sexytime subject dozing off has inspired me somewhat..

I myself have fallen asleep on a partner more times than I care to mention,do I feel bad about it? Do I fuck!?

One particular instance I actually fell asleep whilst sucking the poor guy off.

I later awoke with my head still in his lap.. and his now shrivelled member resting on the bridge of my nose.

Other examples of less than impressive sexual shenanigans include

* Slapping my shag in the face with my calf as he manouvred my leg onto his shoulder, almost knocking him sideways off the sofa

* Discovering that my shag had some kind of cone shaped appendage.. forget button mushroom, think miniature model of Wizbit and you're somewhere close to the mark. Not only that but the guy had so much "extra" skin that with every mouthful I felt as though I was sucking a dried apricot. Bleugh.

* A guy that on our first ever encounter repeatedly thrust me into the wall of a stairwell so that my spine became entangled with the handrail, he then followed this with grabbing hold of my hair with such vigour that with every thrust my head was bounced along the floor like a basketball.
I resisted the urge to go to casualty afterwards due the fact that I just could not think of a reasonable explanation for my massive concussion and newly acquired curvature of the spine.
Incidentally the guy in question later went onto become probably the best shag I've ever had, although with every rendezvous I went home feeling as if I'd been savaged by a wild beast.

May have to give him a call actually...
(Peek_a_Boo forgot how fun B3ta was until, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 13:55, Reply)