I hope all Aussies aren't like this
Having a (very)drunken night out with some mates ended up going back to some aussie lass's flat. Alarm bells started when her bed was nothing but a mattress on the floor. Fast forward 5mins and i've already had my nipples chewed so viciously my piercings have come out, and now feel like i'm having my manhood chewed off.
Thankfully i cant remember the sex but I do remember being woken by her landlord in the morning as she had ran off to work and left me there.

Come to think of it it may not even have been her house.........
(bangorip fears all is not well, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 15:00, Reply)