if you'd met helen
you would believe every word. the only bit i didn't believe was that she bothered to wrap it in toilet paper, frankly.

having said i don't do crap sex, i did once go back to the office after the pub to do the bedshitter on the fabulous enormous round conference table. when we got there, we were so shocked to see one of our trainee colleagues and his 45 year old secretary going at it on the same table that it pretty much ruined the moment. although you had to see this table to believe it, if you could think of anything other than shagging on it, you were made of wood. and not the good sort.

we ended up in the disabled toilets, which well and truly ruined the moment, floor length mirrors not withstanding...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 16:25, Reply)