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OK, enough of the fluffy.

What's the worst sex you've ever had?

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41)
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Ahh one more for the road..
I just can't help myself, this weeks question brings out the worst in me!

Alleyway sex, it's not comfortable, it smells bad and for some reason I always end up with paperclips and other random objects in my hair..

On the way home from a night out, my (newish) fella and I found ourselves a nice little hidey hole around the back of a multi storey carpark and proceeded to get jiggy.

Mid-fuck and The alleyway in question was lit just enough for me to make out a hooded silhouette edging slowly towards us.

"Holy crap!" think I, believing that I am about to be arrested, but it would seem that the hooded figure has yet to notice our semi-naked selves lurking in the shadows.. his sights are set firmly upon the Ford Escort parked directly to our left.

The hoodie goes about forcing his way into the car when a noise from our shadowy corner alerts him to our presence, he peers through the darkness at us, we peer back, eyes wide like startled bunnies.. all secretly shitting ourselves..

Then with an "I didn't see you if you didn't see me" style nod the three of us shrug our shoulders and all continue about our business!

Apologies to whoevers' car he was thieving, I would've given chase but my trousers were firmly around my ankles!
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 16:40, Reply)

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