Edenmonster
But when it's coming out of a girl's chuff it's just wrong. And it smells funny and doesn't have that nice coppery taste that proper blood has.

I once accidentally cut my ladyfriend becaused I hadn't trimmed my fingernails (well I wasn't planning on having sex! I was peacefully reading a book!). Even then, it just smelled like regular blood. Not like the foul smelling ichor that issues forth from their at 4 weekly intervals.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:56, Reply)