Who enjoys yeast infections?
Did you know you can get them in your mouth? Nothing like having gone down on the lass, enjoying it immensely, only to have pointed out that "I've got a little thrush there".

Why the Christ have you a common garden bird nesting in your.... oh, i see.

Wake up some 3 days later after she's left and i'm on my tod in the middle of her town i don't know that well at all, to discover the most vile disgusting yellow stuff on my tongue. Things don't taste so good. Or, in fact, look so good either. Food becomes sickeningly yellow, and i don't eat for 2 days.

So, i do what every person does. I phone NHS24. Of course, after much fuckery as i was a) in the wrong country (I'm a Scot, it was England), b) lots of shunting around 'nurses' and 'operators' i eventually get a quick diagnosis:

"Oh, you've got oral thrush."
"Right, so my tongue ain't gonna fall off?"
"Nope."
...

"Now what?"
"Go to A&E."
"...right."

So, off to A&E i trots. To discover a 4 hour wait, followed by a bunch of students 'examining' my tongue and then a trainee doctor misdiagnosing me after the initial diagnosis had been faxed to her.

So, a week long hassle for a 15 minute tussle.

Worst sex? Clearly the longest, most prolonged annoyance i've ever had. And in real life too.
(Schumann makes awesome quiches., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 7:33, Reply)