Not MY bad sex
May have caused it though. (Hi Bowen you Lurker )
Many moons ago (1987ish) we (3-4 lads) often went to the local cinema. We either went in my car (Allegro) or my mates parents' (a MASSIVE peugot estate). Now in the back of said estate was (sometimes) his brothers Tuba. Not much fun, 'til we hit on an evil plan.
We would often stop off in a local village for a chinese around 11pm, and after go to the local woods to eat it, muck about, throw rice around etc. Our trick, after eating, was to spot some car parked up (presumably with an amorous couple inside), turn off lights and engine (with some momentum), glide up to it and give an almighty "parp" out the window with the tuba, hit the ignition and get out there pronto.
Happy Days :-)
(kitescreech still here, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 11:26, Reply)