hmm...
The most surprising if not necessarily worst sex I've ever had was with a Glaswegian taxi driver called Sean on a beach in Corfu about 10 years ago. There we are doing the deed early one morning when... you've all heard the tale about the dog sticking it's nose up your arse? Well on this occasion this large black beast wanted more. As in, he wanted to jump on and join in. Having a cross between a great dane and a shetland pony trying to poke you whilst you're simulataeneously trying to keep shagging and fend the bugger off is not funny. Oh, and when I was done I stuck my head up to find a line of awestruck fifteen year olds watching. One of them stroked my ego wonderfully by saying "My God, it's huge!". I feel sorry for the poor sod, 'cos I've only got the standard six inches.
(hypostomus, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 18:54, Reply)