Pearoast but awfully relevent:
I was 17, and I was going out with this girl who was also 17, and she was - well - 17 - she was absolutely bloody gorgeous.

And obviously we were very horny.

And we fooled around an awful lot, BUT

We were both virgins, and she said she was saving herself.

Now, during my upbringing, my two older sisters had told me in no uncertain terms that when I came of age I was to respect a girl's decision when she says stuff like that, as she would feel pressured and then awful and dirty and used and stuff afterwards if I didn't.

One evening when this girl and I had some time to ourselves, she sat across my lap, with nothing on but my shirt, which was completely unbuttoned, and she whispered in my ear, "Screw me ... "

And verily I didde think, "This woman hath been infected with LUST, and she knows not of what she speaks!" and I did not do the dirty deed to her, for I thought of myself as honourable.

And woe was me, for she dumped me shortly afterwards as a result.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:44, 5 replies)

I had to read that twice.
Because of this line: "We were both virgins, and she said she was shaving herself."

It made more sense the third time, when I actually read it correctly.
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:06, closed)

Yeah, well, you know what they say about how you'll go blind ...

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:11, closed)

Trust me, if that was true...
...i'd have been Stevie Wonder by age 16.
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:21, closed)

Doh!
Thats harsh. I hope you learned from it, it sounds like an expensive lesson!!!
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:45, closed)

we all learn these lessons the hard way
in my case, it was the first girl who asked if I wanted a blow job. My first ever blow job. Being a gentleman, I countered with "Only if you like doing that."

I have since learnt that the correct answer is "Yes"
(bblgoose, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:08, closed)