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Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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During a conversation about reading on the loo
a friend's husband said "I can never do that. You can't stay balanced for long enough to make it worth-while." Cue many confused looks from the others at the table as they asked what he meant. He expanded his explanation with "Well, you get cold up against the porcelain if you actually sit down on it." More confusion and demands for clarification.

It transpired that as a small child he had somehow been given the impression that toilet-seats were for the exclusive use of women and no self-respecting man would dare set his buttocks on one so he either squatted or balanced his backside on the rim of the toilet bowl. So deep-rooted was this conviction that he took some serious persuasion before he would accept that all the men who said they made use of them daily weren't just trying to wind him up.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:15, 2 replies)
A friend of mine does that!
He however does know it's unusual but he apparently prefers it.

Nowt so queer as folk...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:18, closed)
The fact that the cubicles in mens loos have toilet seats never seemed a little... odd to him?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:35, closed)

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