One hit wonder hilarity
I grew up just north of manchester, hitting puberty around the time of the whole Madchester thing. I had a mate at school who academically speaking was a genius, went to cambridge to do a double in physics and chemistry, always top of the class. As ever in these circumstances, he was a bit of a tard in normal day to day life. This couldn't have been highlighted any better than the time we were getting ready to play our local rivals at basketball. We were all in the changing room and someobody started humming the tune of "There She Goes" by The La's. Upon hearing this Dean started to sing what he believed to be the words. He couldn't have been more wrong as he started singing "Here she comes...", genuine in his belief that he was singing the right lyrics. As a group of 15 year old boys we did what we had to, took the piss waited until after the game, waited until he got changed back into his kit and chucked him in the showers to soak him.

Dean, I will still remember you when I'm 90 years old and my bodily fluids are being hosed off me by my new 19 year old wife.
(countwilfredthehairy i wasn't born to live, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 17:11, Reply)