I was in halls with a guy who had been a professional chef, cooking high-end stuff in fancy restaurants.
At the time, I was going out with a girl from Doncaster, who, typically, was pretty no-nonsense and straight-talking.

Pancake day came, and of course we decided to celebrate, and chef-boy started the proceedings, cooking the thinnest, tiniest, and apparently most cordon-bleu pancakes in all of Christendom, and served them up to us with literally a sprig of parsley on them.

"Bollocks" said my girlfriend, took the pan and sorted us out with massive, thick, delicious pancakes which we all proceeded to smother in lemon juice and sugar.

NOM.

I'm hungry now.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:20, 8 replies)

Sounds like he made the French style (the name escapes me)
Although I had some last year in the alps that were filled with pears and chocolate sauce. Yum.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:28, closed)

If by "French style" you mean "rubbish", then yes.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:38, closed)

'Crêpe'
Also spelled 'crap'.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:13, closed)

So, your story is 'I ate some pancakes once'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 11:27, closed)

You're being particularly cumudgionly this evening...
What I don't understand is, when somebody leaves a post that you could put in your archive - your one good idea- you leave these miserable prick comments?

In other news, you may be pleased to know that a bird shat on me while I typed the above.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 17 Jul 2010, 20:04, closed)

Fuck off you prick and write your own story.
Oh, sorry - you don't do that, do you? You just bitch and whine like a bloody teenager about how it's all so shit and unfair.

Fuck you, Badger, you utter arse.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:52, closed)

Beautifully put.


AB was my favourite QOTW retard, through sheer effort and weight of work than any brilliance, but Stuj stole that crown with a moment of stand out awesomeness last week.

There’s only room for one in my heart so AB’s been relegated to standard internet prick now. All’s not lost though! AB’s a tryer if nothing else and only an idiot would write off his chances of regaining the title in the near future.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:32, closed)

So your story is that your girlfriend did pancakes wrong, but you didn't mind.
It's nice when there's a happy ending. Those are the stories I like best. Sometimes it's nice to be nice.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 22:58, closed)