"You're doing it wrong"Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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I was at least 9 when I found out thatthere are more people than names. My name is Dominic, and I was at least 10 or 11 when I met anyone also called Dominic, and because of that, I somehow managed to convince myself that there was only one person with each name.
My mum's friend Tim, well, he was skinny with black hair, and since I had just watched 'Annie', he was definitely Tim Curry. My dad's boss had curly hair and was called Brian, so I wondered why Queen's guitarist had taken over a gas showroom. Sometimes the reality was staring me in the face, but it still never occurred to me that this wasn't the case, even when I was introduced to one of my dad's schoolfriends called Lenny, and I asked why he wasn't tall and black, like the Dudley funnyman.
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