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Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.

(, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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I was walking from a bus stop to my work place one saturday morning
and had to walk across a road with some traffic lights. There's one car waiting at the lights patiently with some bloke sitting at the wheel.

Wait a minute, that's Rob, haven't seen him since college. He used to be a great laugh was Rob. I know, let's run over to him.

So like the skipping chubby lard arse that I am, I gracefully glide across the road and as I'm about to pass his car I leggit upto his window and start banging it like a pleb while shouting "ROB YOU DOPEY TWAT WAKE UP!!!!"

And then from the look of shock on this guy who is not Rob's face...

".....if you were Rob. Um, this could be embarrasing" says I as I realize it's not Rob at all.

In fairness the guy wound the window down then smiled the biggest grin imaginable while shouting "Ahahahahaha, you plum!" before driving off through the now green light.

Ah well, he could've twatted me with a mallet so I'd say that was still a result.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 15:47, 2 replies)
I quite like the idea of a bust stop!
You wait for ages then three cum at once.

(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 16:25, closed)
I don't know what you are talking about
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 17:53, closed)

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