"You're doing it wrong"Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
« Go Back
our dogsWe used to have two awesome little male dogs when I was growing up. One was a jack russel and the other was a maltese poodle. Occasionally they would mount eachother and attempt to have sex. Not cool when your gran is over for lunch on the terrace. This continued even after they were neutered. The sight of their pink little lipsticks dangling in the breeze while chasing each other round the garden with drool running out their mouths will haunt me forever.
On one particular occasion after another unsuccessful session the maltese wandered off to the corner of the garden and took a shit. He turned around and sniffed his little mess. Satisfied that it was up to his standards he then began to eat it. As I said, awesome dogs.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 0:35, Reply)
« Go Back