"You're doing it wrong"Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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Sir:You may very well be Puzzled at this usage of Language; while some might say such Puzzlement reveals you as the worst sort of uneducated Pithecanthropoid, I am prepared to be more charitable, and will direct you to the relevant section on this pathetic excuse for an Encyclopaedia or Bastion of Knowledge, which I have very little Time for due to its Bolshevik and Commonal, as well as transient and insubstantive nature, but which I expect will be the perfect vehicle for communicating a paltry Understanding of the grand old habit of Intermittent Capitalisation to one such as yourself, bring back flogging, this country is going to the dogs, etc etc.
Yours disgruntledly and flecked with rage and saliva, Brigadier Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, OBE, KFC, YMCA (ret)
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