![This is a question](/images/board_posticon.gif)
Tis the season to be jolly falalalalaalalalala, expounds Richards mcbeef. But is it *really*? Forced merriment, shit presents, awful relatives...One year my sister dropped an almighty guff in front of our grandmother and then literally pissed herself laughing. She was 18. But tell us *your* Yuletide yarns.
( , Thu 17 Dec 2015, 9:06)
« Go Back
![This is a QotW answer](/images/board_posticon.gif)
Does December the 23rd count?
I'm currently a patient on a hospital ward and we're all listening to some bloke going absolutely bat shit crazy in one of the side rooms. Two security guards have been posted outside his door for the last few days, 24/7. The guards today would shit up WWF wrestlers in their physical size, I shit you not and both are ex military. Both are wearing bullet proof jackets and all dressed al in black with walkies strapped to their chests and cameras .... oh hang on, an even bigger one's just arrived with a sinister looking metal device that might be a taser? .. and I've just been told I might have to stay here for another week. I've had more festive Christmas's to be honest.
( , Wed 23 Dec 2015, 20:06, 3 replies)
![This is a QotW comment](/images/board_posticon.gif)
( , Wed 23 Dec 2015, 23:18, closed)
![This is a QotW comment](/images/board_posticon.gif)
( , Thu 24 Dec 2015, 9:05, closed)
« Go Back