The mechanics of this intrigue me
have you put a condom over a cucumber or something? or are you just using a 17th century leaded crystal and 24 carat gold dildo?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:24, archived)

Or Victoria Beckham?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:24, archived)

She'd hardly touch the sides,
skinny bitch.
( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)