Or she's having a butler or chambermaid do it for her?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)

I did think of this as it goes
"jeeves! JEEEEEEVES! one has the horn. Perhaps you would be so good as to attend to my fragrant ladygarden post-haste. Fingers and tops, if you will"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:28, archived)