My idea is that you don't bother.
It will be rubbish.

And no one would want to play me.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:57, archived)

We couldn't find anyone ugly enough.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)

ugly enough witha big enough cock, or as handsome a face.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)

cock mother
face n arse
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 12:00, archived)