if you knew it would turn out to
be nowt but poetry and "help my pc is borked" i think you may have reconsidered making the bloody thing!!
( harpski, Mon 30 Aug 2004, 12:57, archived)

pedant

(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 21:33, archived)

Haha
so true
(Monkey Faced Muppet, Sat 2 Oct 2004, 0:22, archived)