I've never seen the point
I'd rather wake up next to a cream-skinned beauty than a pile of caramel-coloured crepe paper.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:22, archived)

why wrap her in sticky paper when you can smear her in cream, eh?

( sleepybinky, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:37, archived)