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Huh, so the b3ta topless calender still exists...
Whodhavethunkit

edit: web.archive.org/web/20030216101619/http://www.crapjuggler.co.uk/calendar/index.html Nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 9:53, archived)
where?

edit: what a short year
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 9:54, archived)
Haha
^This
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:07, archived)
Ive seen workboresmes tits more than Ive seen my own.

(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 9:56, archived)
I'm not opening that
unless you're in it
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 9:56, archived)
Fraid not kiddo

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 9:57, archived)
phwoaar
Miss September is a bit tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 9:57, archived)
Did you open the picture up bigger?
I've seen prettier faces.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 9:59, archived)
Well i think you know what you should do then
I christen you Miss June
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:00, archived)
I've put topless pictures of me onthe web already.
You just can't see my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:02, archived)
had your top half just vanished?!

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:09, archived)
She was 11 years old

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:10, archived)
*turgidifies*

(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:10, archived)

;P
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:10, archived)
nice arse

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:11, archived)
Are you bum burned?

(empty_personality, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:11, archived)
Those are some carpet burns!
Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:12, archived)
crikey
that's some hard core carpet burns there love

phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:12, archived)
At least if they were carpet burns it might have indicated
I got the injuries in a more enjoyable way!
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:15, archived)
Like being beaten up by a nightime burglar?

(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:20, archived)
Oh dear,
there it goes again.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:13, archived)
I want some pork scratchings now

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:16, archived)
*finishes off*

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:20, archived)
The bigger one didn't work for me
and I wasn't looking at her face
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:01, archived)
Gosh, it is certainly deceptive when the picture is small

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:04, archived)
christ
what a set of munters, and with tan lines

TAN LINES! if your going to get your tits out at least make sure they're nice and brown
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:11, archived)
RASSIST!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:12, archived)
When will you be showing us all
how it's done?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:12, archived)
my boobs are far too nice
to show a bunch of slavering internet weirdo's, but i can confirm there are no tan marks
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:14, archived)
*imagines*

/lies down
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:18, archived)

imagines fwaps to the tune of the birdy song
(empty_personality, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:24, archived)
Haha
I prefer to show mine to one slavering internet weirdo at a time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:22, archived)
oh yes?
care to elaborate which internet weirdo saw them last?

hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:25, archived)
Haha
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:27, archived)
tan marks are for jazz mags and skin flicks only

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:26, archived)
I get my baps out when I go to the beach,
so why do I still get tan lines? grrr.

(probably because the bikini top goes back on as soon as I go anywhere near sitting up, but still, ANNOYING considering most of the time is spent laying flat on my back)
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:14, archived)
"most of the time is spent laying flat on my back"
Hussy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:16, archived)
i never tan
but anais nin says milkywhite skin is sexy.

so i win too.
*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:19, archived)
I've never seen the point
I'd rather wake up next to a cream-skinned beauty than a pile of caramel-coloured crepe paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:22, archived)
why wrap her in sticky paper when you can smear her in cream, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:37, archived)
pale and interesting
this is very true
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:26, archived)
the thing i hate most is when everyone looks the same
why should i use fake tan or age my skin just to look like everyone else?
i might as well bleach my hair and spend half an hour a day straightening it.
it ain't gonna happen.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:31, archived)
EGADS!
That is grim!
(empty_personality, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:11, archived)
she's got a 5 o' clock shadow

(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:04, archived)
Has the picture been shopped?
The face seems to have had a harder life than the body
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:06, archived)
... said Rosie, 36C
"it makes me so cross when men see a pair of tits and that's all they notice!" giggled the bubbly London stunna.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:04, archived)
arf.

(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:08, archived)
pass me some of those valium, dear
I've got the most excruciating pain going down my spine right now. I can barely breathe it hurts so much and I've no idea why.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:12, archived)
*throws them at your mouth*

(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:16, archived)
ow
/hit teeth
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:18, archived)
is it between your shoulder blades?
you may have pulled your rhomboids
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:19, archived)
erm
it's at the top of my spine, it hurts when I lean my neck forward, well, it hurts more when I lean my neck forward. And when I lean back.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:22, archived)
*massages*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:32, archived)
really hurts
owowowowowowow
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:34, archived)
*gently but firmly*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:45, archived)
tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:11, archived)
i remember that.
i don't think i'm in it though. can;t clicky at work either.
if iam: marvel at my beauty!
if i'm not: thank god.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 21 Jun 2006, 9:59, archived)
Lordy
I'd pay good money for a /talk one of them. With men in it. It'd make me giggle EVERY DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:01, archived)
*jiggles moobs*

(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:02, archived)
*inches down lycra moob tube*
/ac - disturbingly
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:03, archived)
*goes for moob-implants*
oh, God, that's going to be a disturbing ac...
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:05, archived)
*jiggles moobs*
nothing to laugh at here. move along now...
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:03, archived)
I shall investigate this link later when I'm not at work.
investigate wank like deranged chimp once I click
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:03, archived)
blimey
I am not sure I could do something like that, ah well if it floats their boat I guess.
Why only 4 months though?
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:10, archived)
ran out of
people willing to do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:19, archived)
Ugh pierced nipple ugh pierced nipple ugh ugh ugh.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 10:18, archived)