Give him a whore's number then.

( Bats, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:54, archived)

when you are the unwanted attention?!
you just behave like him?!
No!my God!
(Ding-a-ling fell for a Ding-a-ling, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:57, archived)

Um, explain?
He's being a twat, it's only right to be slightly twattish back so he gets the message.
( Bats, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:58, archived)

I think she's confusing you with me - it's easy to do :)
I said in my original post that I provide the unwanted attention.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:03, archived)

How many telephone numbers of whores do you know off the top of your head?
Most people would only know six, I'd imagine. ;)
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 8:57, archived)

I collect the cards.
I'm saving them up, see, so that I can photoshop the various men's phone numbers I've amassed onto them, reprint them, and stick them back in phoneboxes.

I'll do it when I can be arsed.
( Bats, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:02, archived)

I hope one of them isn't mine.

/Southendian
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:04, archived)

Oh My God!My Dear!Pls forget those numbers
hehe*hugs*
(Ding-a-ling fell for a Ding-a-ling, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:03, archived)

Why?
What if I want to remember them?
( Bats, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 9:05, archived)