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Tiny elves.
Kettle cheese and cigar ash.
Moisturise daily.

Is now the time to admit that I don't understand the question?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 14:42, archived)
Make it "tiny little elves"
and you done got yourself a haiku.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 14:44, archived)
What is the point of haiku's?
I never did understand them.

Am I just aesthetically challenged?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 14:50, archived)

They're quite elegant
And just about long enough
To contain one thought

or something like that.
They've been done to death here though. Which isn't saying they can't spring brain-hungry out of their grave at any moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 14:53, archived)

Oh, now i can see
I shouldn't be dismissive
Of new types of prose
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 16:48, archived)

It's poetry, foo'-
And it's hardly new either.
It's centuries old.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 17:19, archived)