I've been told not to trust you, for you are shifty
/takes all advice seriously blog
(__, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 0:41, archived)

pffffft
jump off a cliff over 50m high and try to land headfirst on the rocks, apparently its the activity to be seen doing this holiday!

/advice given
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 0:43, archived)