PAULINE FOLWER IS GOING TO EXPLODE
/spoiler
(__, Mon 25 Dec 2006, 21:04, archived)

At the might of my MASSIVE SUBWOOFER?

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 25 Dec 2006, 21:06, archived)

In ecstasy and orgasm?
Excellent!
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Mon 25 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)

THIS IS THE POLICE
YOU ARE SURROUNDED

WITH SOUND


HGLAUHLGULHAUGLHAUGHA
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 25 Dec 2006, 21:08, archived)

Happy are we?
That's why you can't hear your phone buzzing in your bumhole, you think it's the sub.
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Mon 25 Dec 2006, 21:09, archived)

No I saw this one
They douse a thousand hamsters in petrol then cover her in cashew nuts and matches.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 25 Dec 2006, 21:09, archived)

FINALLY,
Eastenders' writers do SOMETHING realistic!
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Mon 25 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)

She'll be back for the Christmas special next year though

(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 25 Dec 2006, 21:13, archived)

As a ghost?
Or a cyborg?
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Mon 25 Dec 2006, 21:15, archived)

As someone who has been
studying in the North of England, and just popped back. "What do you mean I was killed by flaming hamsters? No ducky, I've just been studying astrophysics in Durham. Is the caff still open?".
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 25 Dec 2006, 21:16, archived)

Brilliant!
I could never in a million years have considered that plot twist.
( DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Mon 25 Dec 2006, 21:18, archived)

As a zombie hamster?

(__, Mon 25 Dec 2006, 21:15, archived)