Only if you have a big cock, and you sneeze in the bus queue
behind a 14 year old
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)

I farted on a young girl in a queue at Alton Towers.
It was fucking massive, and her family actually left a bit of room between us afterwards!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)