I heard it straight from the doctor's mouth
and colman's mustard jars are wider at the bottom than at the top

as is the patient now
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

Still, it went in?
Seems like an ass-ectomy is a pretty severe procedure to get it out.

I'd go for an 'ouch that hurt' over losing my ass any day!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)