Mine was "Sausages"
I was pointing at the bath taps at the time.
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:51, archived)

I feel happier knowing
I'm not the only person who had a weird first word
( wupwupwup wupwupwup, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 18:05, archived)