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Work things what I have done today
1. Told somebody that they weren't getting emails on their blackberry cuz it had no reception.
2. Replaced 1x toner.
3. Rebooted 1x server.

/life slipping away on helpdesk blog

Has anybody doen real work today?
(I helped save b3ta! wupwupwup wupwupwup, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)
nah
did some TRACTOR DRIVING though! it was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:39, archived)
My first word was
tractor

100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! wupwupwup wupwupwup, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)
as was mine
are you me?
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:49, archived)
yes
if you bum your clone is that gay?
(I helped save b3ta! wupwupwup wupwupwup, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:52, archived)
masturbation in 3rd person?

(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:54, archived)
have you read
the Time Traveller's wife?
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 18:08, archived)
Mine was "Sausages"
I was pointing at the bath taps at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:51, archived)
I feel happier knowing
I'm not the only person who had a weird first word
(I helped save b3ta! wupwupwup wupwupwup, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 18:05, archived)
Yes.
Shitloads.

/Month & Year-end blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)
Sent 1 email
in 7 hours!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Trouser is probably annoying Dave just by being here on, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)
I did some gardening
mostly sweeping....
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)
I didn't get out of bed until half 2.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:42, archived)
1. Woke up late thanks to someone getting me pissed last night
2. Received rare album by Frank Zappa from the guy who programmed and co-wrote the album - with a lovely message
3. Tidied up the workshop so a delivery could be made up my back passage.
4. Blow job. I didn't swallow.
5. Cleared a room with a fart
6. Tried to catch up on the backlog of e-mails.
7. nearly pub o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:42, archived)
Wrote 1000 words in my essay
and joined myspazz

Ooh and finished reading "The Zombie Survival guide"
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
a fucking arseload
1. Faked 3x 6 month projects, including weekly meeting agendas + minutes, email conversations, "witness testimonies" for telephone conversations.
2. Faked 4 product installations from ordering the software, to planning the testing.
3. Faked conversations between myself and colleagues to make myself look like a team leader and I was advising them on similar stuff to 1 and 2.
4. An absolute fuckload of coversheets and "cross reference" (tickbox) forms.

I'm a Modern Apprentice who has to finish a lvl3 NVQ by tomorrow, or face the sack at the hands of a company who don't know their arses from their elbows. At least I can use all of the portfolio in interviews.. even though 99% of it is fabricated.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:49, archived)
4 hours of
planing the methodology for some trials at the end of next month and taking apart a couple of new cameras. I'm supposed to be on holiday - but I got bored of the shite TV.
(yacob, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:51, archived)
That's win win,
you're doing no work for lots of monies!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:51, archived)
Well...
I did absolutely sod all today. Pretty much just sat there reading a book- Kate Mosse's "Labyrinth". Cracking good read it is too.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:58, archived)
I'm reading
'A million little pieces' - James Fray

I got it for xmas - nearly finished, best book I've read in ages by far....
(yacob, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 18:03, archived)
I told someone today that their blackberry doesn't work because they dropped it
he refused to believe this was why so I made him phone vodaphone
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 17:59, archived)
I remember getting calls like that
"What do you mean my PC won't work because I've dropped it in the pond?".
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 18:01, archived)