and here's mine
A man with no legs walks into a bar, and the barman says "how the fuck did you do that?"
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 0:53, archived)

And mine
Two poles walk into a bar

one pole says to the other "how did we manage that?"

the other one says "because we're stilts, you cunt"
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 0:54, archived)

talking stilts?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 0:55, archived)

walking poles?
it was the worse joke I had to mind.

most jokes don't bear close examination Rik
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 0:57, archived)

mines based on pikchers
The North Pole

The South Pole

All the other fucking Poles
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 1:00, archived)

a sandwich orders a pint at a bar....
...barman says 'sorry we dont serve food'...
( Lady_Cakes, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 0:55, archived)