I can't get over the fact
that I have a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 1:24, archived)

wearing an itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie yellow polka dot bikini
perchance?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 1:25, archived)

that she wore
for the first time today!

While serving cheap Chinese in Camden! It was stellar!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 1:27, archived)