No, it wasn't me.
I think you may be thinking of Johnny Catfish's Polish Accountant With The Unfeasibly Pert Arse.
And I've got laid many times this week, but not since yesterday afternoon.
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my unreserved apologies
but at least buy the pole dinner first ... it's the gentlemanly way
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