The cleaner's just come around the my bit of the office.
She's not wearing the usual tabard thing, she's done her hair and she looks quite nice.

Do I a) bang her over the sinks in the Gents, or b) get her sacked for not being properly attired?

She's Polish, if this information makes a difference
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)

A then B
/OBVIOUS
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)

^this

(Londingham ., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)

a) followed by b)

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)

Bang her.

( iEC: Redux Hands up., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)

DUDE!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)

SWEET!

( iEC: Redux Hands up., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)

RADICAL!

(Whim Devoted to destroying classic poetry with txt spk, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)

way to kill a joke...

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)

Oh I went too far?
Well tough. What are you gonna do about it?
(Whim Devoted to destroying classic poetry with txt spk, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)

im gonna feed you to lu
and now im off tgo play zelda...
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)

Nice.
This man's got style.
(Whim Devoted to destroying classic poetry with txt spk, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)

GNARLY!

( iEC: Redux Hands up., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)

*burns your embassy*

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)

No!
We need that to hide in. Stupid infidels.
(Whim Devoted to destroying classic poetry with txt spk, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)

Build a rube goldberg machine
for the purposes of pinching her arse.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)

this
I may build one in my office
( wupwupwup wupwupwup, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)

B then A

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)

In reconciliation?
Interesting choice.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)

No,
pure spite.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)

pahahaha

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)

hahaha
I love this
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)

Good point.
Banging the cleaner would be below me. Banging a fit unemployed bird is about right ;)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)

Shel'l be more grateful
for the small change you throw at her.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)

You're solid gold today, sir.

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)

11p?

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)

Can you run with broken kneecaps?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)

In both directions at once!

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)

pics?

( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)

LOLZ

( MrA, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)

Oh come on now.
Who do you think I am?

I was tempted, but not quick enough to get my phone out. Although she's still over the other side of the room
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)

But quick enough to crack one off presumably?

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)

Just as well she was wearing white trousers when she bent over to empty my bin
is all I can say
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)

speed-wanking
is an extreme sport.
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)

bash.org/?715095
( SuperMatt, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)

Damion's cousin has a pastime called Turbo-wanking.
He lives in a town house, so has 3 floors. His room is on the top floor. When he hears someone come in the front door, his aim is to fwap off before they get to his room to check how he is.
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)

What if they don't?
What if they just go to the kitchen because they're hungry, or don't realise he's home?
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)

If it's his mum, she will always come up to his room.

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)

Get her Sacked
Me thinks
(Milky Joe is a Piss badger, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)

*milks*

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)

i vaguely remember
someone posting updates about their colleague's knickers at work ... that was you aicmfpanties ... now it's polish cleaners ... ? go get laid
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)

No, it wasn't me.
I think you may be thinking of Johnny Catfish's Polish Accountant With The Unfeasibly Pert Arse.
And I've got laid many times this week, but not since yesterday afternoon.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)

my unreserved apologies
but at least buy the pole dinner first ... it's the gentlemanly way
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)

Why
over the sinks

You have a desk don't you?
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)

tell her "yestesh pee-enk-na"
her knees will melt
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)